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(I have found conflicting sources on the date lol) And I'm still single AF. Can I please have a cute girl to cuddle and buy things??? Or date mate in general? I have pet fish.
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Also feel free to ask me to elaborate on any answers.

1)Are you really ready for 111 questions? 

Sure, beats lying in bed XD

2) Was your last real relationship a mistake?
Hell yes it was, lying bitch.

4) Who did you last say "I love you" to?
Probably my fish

5) Do you regret it?
No, it's a fish, what is it going to do, fish slap me and say that it hates me?

6) Have you ever been depressed?
Why do you think I lay in bed all day?

7) Are you a boy?
Nope

8) Are you a girl?
Not today Satan

9) What is your relationship status?
Single AF.

10) How do you want to die?
Soon

11) What did you last eat?
A popsicle

12) Played any sports?
Fuck no

13) Do you bite your nails ? 
Whenever I have enough to bite.

14) When was your last physical fight?
With who? My brother? About Wednesday. With myself? Friday

15) Do you have an attitude?
Hella. Most others don't unless seriously pissed.

16) Do you like someone?
Not really, slowly fading out of my last crush

17) What is your real name? 
It. Or Allison depending on what you mean.

19) Are you gonna get high later?
Hell no, I'd get killed for that.

20) Do you hate anyone at the moment? 
Hell yes

21) Do you miss someone?
Yeparoni

22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
Twirl bitch

23) Do you tan a lot?
Burn baby burn, burn baby burn.

24) Have any pets?
1 cat, 1 dog, 17 fish, and 1 brother.

25) How exactly are you feeling?
Numb as shit

26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Yep, did it yesterday to be exact XD

27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
Ew

28) Would you take any of your exes back?
EW

29) Are you scared of spiders?
Eh, not really, sometimes though

30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yep.

31) Do you regret anything from your past?
Literally everything

32) What are your plans for this weekend? 
This weekend was crying in bed alone again, next weekend is probably the same thing.

33) Do you want to have kids?
Adopt sure.

34) Did you ever kiss someone whose name starts with an M?
Nope

35) Do you type fast?
Nah

36) Do you have piercings?
Nope

37) Want any more?
Depends on what you mean by "more"

38) Can you spell well?
Yep, W-E-L-L

39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
A little

40) What are you craving right now?
Emotions

41) Ever been to a bonfire party?
no

43) Have you ever been on a horse? 
Yep

45) Have you ever broken someone's heart? 
I hope not

46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Probably, knowing one of the people I've dated.

49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
Why not?

50) What should you be doing?
Something productive (At least this is more productive than other things I'd usually be doing)

51) What's irritating you right now?
Literally everything

52) Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
Yeah, right now TBH

54) What is your favorite color?
Blood

55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Probably

57) Do you have trust issues?
Yes

62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Considering we were friends up until recently, probably

63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
The others

64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
I don't, Allison does.

65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
Forgive for sure

66) Is this year the best year of your life?
Maybe? Not really considering the last week and a half

67) What was your child hood nickname?
"Allison's Inner Demons" XD

68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
I sure as hell hope not.

70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Maybe

71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Cried

73) What is bothering you?
Literally everything

74) Have you ever been out of your state?
Yeah

75) Do you play the Wii?
Yes

76) Are you listening to music right now?
No, probably should

77) Do you like Chinese food?
Authentic? IDK. Cheapass takeout shit? HELL YEAH

78) Do you know your fathers b- day?
July 3rd

79) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nah

80) Is cheating ever okay?
No, unless you're referring to polyamorous relationships as cheating.

81) Are you mean?
You could say that, I've been described as "someone who would throw people under the bus for a popsicle"
I responded with "depends on the type of popsicle"

82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
Probably not.

84) Do you believe in true love?
Maybe

88) Do you like the outside?
Eh

89) Are you currently bored? 
Yeah

90) Do you wanna get married?
Maybe, to many trust issues though XD

91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
Hell no bitch

92) Are you hungry?
Nope, just ate

93) Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
How?????

94) What makes you happy?
Honestly nothing right now TBH

95) Would you change your name?
I'd also be killed for this,

96) Ever been to Alaska?
Nope

98) Do you watch the news?
No

99) What's your zodiac sign? 
Scorpio

100) Do you like Subway?
Hell yes

101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Yeah I'd rather stab him.

102) Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
What "opposite sex"? (Agender FTW)

105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
All the time

106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yeap (I have friends of basically every sex/gender)

107) who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
Again, what do you mean "opposite sex"

108) Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes? 
Yes don't be doing that shit

109) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
I've never really had a deep convo with anyone, I'm not that open.

110) Favourite lyrics right now?
"Goddamn right you should be scared of me! Who is in control?"

111) Do you smoke?
HELL NO MFER
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comment and I'll answer


1. If you came to my door at 3am I would..
() Answer, then slam the door closed
() "Ugh...the door is....too far away"
() Ignore you
() "Get off my lawn"
() Answer, "Do you need something"
() Get up from bed, trips sliding across the floor and quickly open the door with a flirty smile
() Open the door quickly pulling you inside

2. If I saw you crying.....
() Hold you and wont let go
() "What's wrong?"
() Cry with you
() Smirk and laugh
() Try and cheer you up

3. If you confess liking me...
() Blush
() Laugh and walk off
() "I like you too!"
() Stand shocked
() "Um...can we stay friends?"

4. If we kissed....
() Kiss back
() Pull you closer
() grip your hair
() Push you away
() too shocked to move
() Blush

5. To me you're...
() Friend
() bae 
() stranger
() acquaintance
() My whole world
() I don't know

6. Would I date you...
() Maybe
() Yes
() no
() I don't even know

7. You should...
() Put this as your journal so I can comment
() Talk to me 
() Love me
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